Help Wanted: Reed Cutter

(You make a lot of money!)

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Are you a man or woman who likes being naked?! In a marsh?! With mosquitoes that are always biting at your back?! Well then this is the right job for you! Also you might encounter some hungry crocodiles or annoyed hippos.

Benefits

Your back gets burned everyday and you smell like dung! But you are naked (because your clothes would get caught in the reeds) so you don't have to pay a laundry cleaner to clean your clothes. But you will be good friends with a shower because you will smell like animal dung! You also make loads of money because everyone needs papyrus reeds to build things! Shoe maker, papermaker, boat builder and wealthy all buy your reeds. And everyone eats the tender insides!

Skills

You must be comfortable with dying because this is a very dangerous job (those crocodiles are starving)! You must be older than 10 You must wake up early and come home late.

Tools

You must have dagger for cutting reeds You must have rope for tying reeds together.