Wanted: Blind Musician

Are you blind, know how to play the harp and like to be superior to others? Well then this job is perfect for you! Do you want to see a cow give birth? Well you might because you will be singing for the farmers! Are you willing to touch animal sinuw? Because you'll have to! The harp strings are made of sinuw. Get to sing the songs you've seen on temple walls for thousands of years! Do you worship any gods? Well you get to have one at the end of your harp so no need to go to the temple. Do you like to listen to romantic love songs? Because you'll get to play them all day! Do you hate men?! Because you will never have to see them agian!

Kind of person who would want the Job:

Someone who can play the harp.

Benefits of Job:

  • You will get to play for pharaohs and get to brag about it!
  • Mingle with fancy people you normally wouldn't get to meet.
  • Skills needed:

  • To play a harp.
  • Bonus: If you are blind then that would be much perfered!

  • Tools needed:

    A Harp.

    Previous Experience:

    Need to have been a Musician for at least 3 years.

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