WANTED: STONE MASON

Today the best job ever is going to need more people to work. It’s helping us make a pyramid! This pyramid is going to be called the step pyramid for the pharaoh Zoser! If you are eligible for all these requirements you can have the best job ever! Let’s start with these requirements!

Kind of person:

-Strong and tough.
-Can use hands well.
-Knows how to use tools

Who would want this job:
-Do you like standing in the sun for hours on end? Because now you can stand and work, even better! You would be standing in the sun and working because you will be moving the rocks that you cut, outside!
-Young men in between the ages of 12-45!

Skills needed:

-Able to get away from falling rocks! (You’re going to need to!) DON’T FAIL (don’t die!)
-Know how to measure with rulers!
-Can you tell the difference between different rocks? You have to know at one point!

Tools needed:

-We have them for you! We have: sharp things, weird looking knifes, L shaped ruler, axes, pizza rollers, and more!

Background:

-Learn about the gods and this pharaoh! (Learning is fun!)
-Make sure you have a normal life, because royalty does not want this job! (But it is still a great job!)
-Do you like graffiti? If you work in “gangs” most people write the name of their “gang” on the wall!

Typical day:
First: walk to the big pyramid and get your tools! Next they tell you what shapes they need. You take your L shaped ruler and get the right dimensions and take your weird looking knife and axe, and CUT! You cut many hours, deliver the stone to the other workers. Then you and your gang get your spray paint bottles and write your gang's name. Then probably you will get a suntan! And finally get your little pay! Then you walk home very sad and wish you never had this job!

Kind of person: